I AM A RICH GUINEA PIG!

Disclaimer: "Rich" is relative. For me....well....read on.

Acually.....

LAST FRIDAY was my FIRST guinea pig experience.

The thing is....LAST FRIDAY I didn't really know 

what they were going to do.

LAST FRIDAY I had to sit in the BodPod 

so they could read my body composition.

LAST FRIDAY I found out I have 29.827 pounds of fat.

 LAST FRIDAY I didn't know they were going to

 soak a cap with little electrodes in a mixture of 

water/baby shampoo/electrolytes 

("like gatorade without the food coloring").

LAST FRIDAY when they put it on my head

and turned on the computer I didn't 

know they were going to use eye droppers

to add more water so the little red electrodes

would turn green...and become "live".

LAST FRIDAY I just came to the 

research lab dressed for work.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

TODAY I had to walk "briskly" for 45 minutes on a treadmill

AND THEN I had to walk up the stairs by the RB to the SWKT. 

UGH!

TODAY I KNEW what they were going to do.

TODAY I helped the lab tech put on the head sock.

TODAY after it was over, the lab tech said...

"you are in my top 3" of perfect readings!"

Apparently if you sit really still and don't blink 

your chances are HIGH you'll be in the top three!!

 And yes.....

 TODAY....I PLANNED to go home BEFORE work.

But the best thing about TODAY.....

I earned $50!

  I guess it's not so bad being a guinea pig after all!!